Well … where are these watercolours then? Are they landscapes?
“No. They’re toys.. or rather they’re model figures. I’m a bit fascinated by them at the moment…”
“… Did you know that you can buy a tiny Angela Merkel? A teeny, tiny Angela Merkel… complete with smart phone?”
What on earth is a smart phone? And who’s Angela Merkel?
“Sorry, Mum. After your time.”