• San Fairy Ann

    Where have you been? Have you got over your David Bowie thing yet? It’s all very well being upset dear, but people will stop looking at this if you just flounce off you know. “Thanks a lot Mum. Actually, I have been trying some animating.” So where is it then? “I think I have to…

  • I Explain The Major Tom Effect To Syb

    I can see that it’s sad for you that David Bowie is dead, dear … but I don’t see why you’re quite so bothered about it. “I think it’s because he was like … my own biographical Zeitgeist, Mum.”  What?  “… He was the same generation. The same geography when I was a kid. Streets…

  • Major Tom

    “He’s gone, Mum.”  Who? “Major Tom…. in his tin can in space…”  What are you talking about?  “David Bowie’s dead, Mum.”

  • The Relativity Of Time

    “Happy New Year, Mum.” .. Happy New Year, dear.. “Another year older.” .. Speak for yourself, dear..  I was 94 when I popped my clogs … and 94 I stay.

  • Decorations

    “Time to get ready for Christmas, Mum. I’ve put up those salt dough figures you made. Remember?” Those? You’ve still got them? Oh… they’re not very good.   “They are, Mum. I thought me doing art came from Dad because he was a commercial artist. And I was all serious about it. But I think that…