• 2016-07-25 (1)

    I don’t understand why you just can’t get on with it? Make a film, I mean. 

    2016-07-25 (2)

    It’s easy peasy. You could make one about a …

    2016-07-25 (3)

    … a CAT. See. There’s a good idea. Everyone likes cats. 

    All you’ve got to do is think up the story  and make the film 

    2016-07-25 (4)

  • 2016-07-19 (2)

    Do you feel better about it now? 

    2016-07-19 (3)

    “Better about what?”

    The animating.   Now you’ve done some more of it.

    2016-07-19 (1)

    “Er… No. Not Really.”

    Blimey.

  • 2016-03-29a

    Mmom…mom. Nicecrumpep. Iwoubntmimeannubberwun …

    2016-03-29b

    “Pardon?”

    2016-03-29c

    I said: “Nice crumpet. I wouldn’t mind another one.”  Though, I’ve been thinking. You know how you always say I am your long dead mother who is a part of you?

    “Yes?”

    2016-03-29d

    Well, so … which of us is eating the crumpet?

  • Pbreak (16)

    “Enough is enough, Mum. Beards, moustaches … I don’t need this at the moment. I feel like taking a break.” A break, dear?

    Pbreak (18)

    “Yes. Stop hurting my head with these daft conversations. I’m just going to go off and pull some weeds or make some crumpets or something.” That sounds nice, dear. And I really do understand. But I don’t think you can just go and leave me here you know.

    Pbreak (23)

    Oh, well, if you really must … then I wouldn’t say no to a couple of those crumpets.