• Art

    What’s that? “It’s my Ned Kelly painting.” It’s got a dress and curly hair.  “I know”.  

  • A New Year. Let’s Go.

    Who is that dear?   “It’s The Angry Old Woman … I think I need to let her have her say this year.” What, you mean here? In this space?  “Maybe not here but in my own life.” Well I call that enigmatic, dear. “And I call it wish fulfilment.”

  • Merry Christmas

    “Merry Christmas, Mum.” Yes dear and Merry Christmas to everyone. “Merry Christmas to everyone … and Peace please.”

  • The Short Fuse

    “When I’m short tempered I realise how much I’m just like you.” I don’t know what you’re talking about. Me, short tempered? I should coco. Wherever did you get that idea? “Let me think. Where did I get that idea from?”  

  • Gif Mood

    “I’m feeling very short-tempered.” I know. I can see that. Plain as a pikestaff. Look at that gif thing you just made!