Category: Conversations

  • “He’s gone, Mum.”  Who? “Major Tom…. in his tin can in space…”  What are you talking about?  “David Bowie’s dead, Mum.”

  • “Happy New Year, Mum.” .. Happy New Year, dear.. “Another year older.” .. Speak for yourself, dear..  I was 94 when I popped my clogs … and 94 I stay.

  • “Time to get ready for Christmas, Mum. I’ve put up those salt dough figures you made. Remember?” Those? You’ve still got them? Oh… they’re not very good.   “They are, Mum. I thought me doing art came from Dad because he was a commercial artist. And I was all serious about it. But I think that…

  • Christmas soon… Mind you, it’s a lot of work for the women. You don’t care, do you.

  • Oh you worry far too much about things, dear. By the way … … You just lost your audience.