“Time to get ready for Christmas, Mum. I’ve put up those salt dough figures you made. Remember?”
Those? You’ve still got them? Oh… they’re not very good. “They are, Mum. I thought me doing art came from Dad because he was a commercial artist. And I was all serious about it. But I think that what I actually end up making … comes from you.

“Anyway. It’s time to get your hat on…..”