The Argument Draws An Audience

I’ve got the tea… perhaps I should magic up a biscuit as well.   

“Now you’re being silly, Mum.” Oh…silly, am I?  “You’re just trying to put the wind up me.”  What do you mean “put the wind up you”?   “Sshhh… Mum!”  Don’t you “Sshhh” me. You always were a bit above yourself, Missy.

“Mum, stop it. People are staring.”