Tag: conversation

Maternal Advice

2016-11-23-12

I mean, you didn’t have many boyfriends did you dear. I think you could have made a bit more of yourself with your clothes. Always black. Always dressed in black. Black this… Black that. You should wear brighter colours, I think.

2016-11-23-10

“I’m wearing an orange jumper.”

2016-11-23-11

Yes. But that’s just plasticine, isn’t it.

Maintaining One’s Position

2016-08-23a

….I don’t know why you won’t make a cartoon about a cat. Do you remember we’d go to the pictures and Smutty would be waiting for us outside the cinema when we came out?

“I don’t remember … I think I was too young. I do remember him liking to sit on the white line in the middle of the road, though.”

2016-08-23b

“But Mum … I’m still not making  a cartoon about a cat.”

Declining Advice

2016-08-18a

“Mum … I don’t think I want to make a cartoon about a cat.” Why ever not?  I would.

2016-08-18b

“I didn’t think you were particularly fond of cats.”  I don’t know what you’re talking about. We used to have a cat. You remember Smutty, don’t you?

2016-08-18c

  “Of course I remember him. But that’s not the point, Mum…”

2016-08-18d

 He was a very good ratter. We used to lend him out.

The Simple Things in Life

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“Enough is enough, Mum. Beards, moustaches … I don’t need this at the moment. I feel like taking a break.” A break, dear?

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“Yes. Stop hurting my head with these daft conversations. I’m just going to go off and pull some weeds or make some crumpets or something.” That sounds nice, dear. And I really do understand. But I don’t think you can just go and leave me here you know.

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Oh, well, if you really must … then I wouldn’t say no to a couple of those crumpets.