Tag: beards

  • The Simple Things in Life

    “Enough is enough, Mum. Beards, moustaches … I don’t need this at the moment. I feel like taking a break.” A break, dear? “Yes. Stop hurting my head with these daft conversations. I’m just going to go off and pull some weeds or make some crumpets or something.” That sounds nice, dear. And I really…

  • The Look: Inappropriate Beards

    “That’s enough, Mum. At my age I have enough whiskers of my own without you adding Dad’s beard.” I didn’t do anything dear. “You did. I know you. You always get me just where you want me.” Oh … how can you say such a thing to your poor old mother. Anyway … where have…

  • The Look: Beards

    Of course dear, when your father was older he grew a …   “No Mum, don’t… Not the …” … Beard    “Beard.”