• Pbreak (16)

    “Enough is enough, Mum. Beards, moustaches … I don’t need this at the moment. I feel like taking a break.” A break, dear?

    Pbreak (18)

    “Yes. Stop hurting my head with these daft conversations. I’m just going to go off and pull some weeds or make some crumpets or something.” That sounds nice, dear. And I really do understand. But I don’t think you can just go and leave me here you know.

    Pbreak (23)

    Oh, well, if you really must … then I wouldn’t say no to a couple of those crumpets.

  • PBeard (8)

    “That’s enough, Mum. At my age I have enough whiskers of my own without you adding Dad’s beard.” I didn’t do anything dear.

    PBeard (5)

    “You did. I know you. You always get me just where you want me.” Oh … how can you say such a thing to your poor old mother.

    PBeard (2)

    Anyway … where have I got you?    “Confused.”

  • PBeard (1)

    Of course dear, when your father was older he grew a …

    PBeard (4)

      “No Mum, don’t… Not the …”

    PBeard (6)

    … Beard    “Beard.”

  • PHat (18)

    When you said that I’m not a ghost but a part of you… Is your Dad a part of you as well?

    PHat (27)

    “I’m sure he is Mum. But he’s been gone such a long time I don’t think I can find him in the same way.”

    PHat (25)

    Oh… Shame. He was a lovely man. I’d love to see him again, dear. 

    PHat (14)

  • PHat (5)

    Your Dad … had a “Ronald Colman” moustache. 

    PHat (20)

    He was a good-looking man your dad.  All the ladies were after him.

    PHat (24)

    I had to give one or two a piece of my mind.