Category: The Look
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Maternal Advice
I mean, you didn’t have many boyfriends did you dear. I think you could have made a bit more of yourself with your clothes. Always black. Always dressed in black. Black this… Black that. You should wear brighter colours, I think. “I’m wearing an orange jumper.” Yes. But that’s just plasticine, isn’t it.
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The Look: Inappropriate Beards
“That’s enough, Mum. At my age I have enough whiskers of my own without you adding Dad’s beard.” I didn’t do anything dear. “You did. I know you. You always get me just where you want me.” Oh … how can you say such a thing to your poor old mother. Anyway … where have…
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The Look: Beards
Of course dear, when your father was older he grew a … “No Mum, don’t… Not the …” … Beard “Beard.”
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The Look: Dad’s Moustache
When you said that I’m not a ghost but a part of you… Is your Dad a part of you as well? “I’m sure he is Mum. But he’s been gone such a long time I don’t think I can find him in the same way.” Oh… Shame. He was a lovely man. I’d love to…