Month: March 2016

Eating The Simple Things In Life


Mmom…mom. Nicecrumpep. Iwoubntmimeannubberwun …




I said: “Nice crumpet. I wouldn’t mind another one.”  Though, I’ve been thinking. You know how you always say I am your long dead mother who is a part of you?



Well, so … which of us is eating the crumpet?


The Simple Things in Life

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“Enough is enough, Mum. Beards, moustaches … I don’t need this at the moment. I feel like taking a break.” A break, dear?

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“Yes. Stop hurting my head with these daft conversations. I’m just going to go off and pull some weeds or make some crumpets or something.” That sounds nice, dear. And I really do understand. But I don’t think you can just go and leave me here you know.

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Oh, well, if you really must … then I wouldn’t say no to a couple of those crumpets.